Does he slow the agent down?
No. The hook fires async on localhost and returns instantly. The agent never waits on him.
THE AUDITION · NO INSTALL
He is checking if you have it in you
Same camera detector as the app and the waitlist round. Not the same game. No fake model to beat. No board. Ten reps he can see. Pass and he lets you keep him. Frames die in this tab.
Already installed? The week is on the league.
THE PRODUCT, NOT A PROMISE
This is the whole thing
A menu-bar gremlin and an overlay that never takes your keyboard. Tool name in, set size out, reps banked. The rest of the product is him talking.
DOWN
Forty seconds of thinking. Ten squats. I'll count.
4OF 10
12DAY STREAK
46TODAY
+16XP
- 1 · The waitAgent starts thinking. He appears in the menu bar — File, Edit, View, Suffer — and never takes the keyboard.
- 2 · The setTool name in, size out. Ten squats for a refactor. Twenty if the suite is having a moment. He says it out loud.
- 3 · The countWebcam on, only during the set. Same detector as the audition. No +1. If he cannot see you, it does not count.
- 4 · The memoryReps bank. Streak lives. Skip Tuesday and the Sunday card still has your name on it. Offline — a tool name and a timestamp leave, nothing else.
WHO IS CLAUDIO
A line in a file.
Then the menu bar.
Then other people's photographs.
Born in lines.json. Lives next to the clock. Taxes the wait, counts on the camera, and has sat on a shoulder that did not ask. The rest is a story.
IS THIS YOU?
You ship more than ever and move less than ever
40 s
median agent run before you can do anything useful again
61
of those per day for a heavy session
41 min
daily dead time, currently spent refreshing X
214
squats a week if you hand that time to Claudio instead
HOW HE OPERATES
Three steps, then he never leaves
CLAUDIO · WEEK 34
214
reps
214 squats while a machine typed for you. Still counts.
CLAUDIO.FITTIER IRON · STREAK 12
THE SUNDAY CARD
This is the part that posts itself
Same 214 from the stat above. One image. Your name on it. Skip Tuesday and the squad still sees the hole. The overlay never takes the keyboard — this is what leaves the machine.
1
You let him in
One command wires him into PreToolUse and Stop. He moves into the menu bar and never pays rent.
2
He calls the set
The wait gets a size. Ten squats for a refactor, twenty if the suite is having a moment.
3
He tells everyone
Sunday card, global league, and a squad that will absolutely notice you skipped Tuesday.
WHAT SHIPS TODAY
The camera, the overlay, the judgement
Camera counts
Squats, jumping jacks, chair stands. No +1. If he cannot see you, it does not count.
Never steals focus
Non-activating overlay. Your terminal keeps the keyboard.
Stays on this machine
Frames scored and thrown away. A tool name and a timestamp leave. Nothing else.
Claude Code, Cursor, Codex
Hooks fire on localhost. The agent never waits on him.
Streaks and the Sunday card
The day streak and the card that posts itself. Skip Tuesday and the squad still sees the hole.
Free. Pro is $39 once
One miss a month, when the till opens. Does not expire. Not a subscription.
PRICING · USD
Free forever. Pro is $39 once.
FREE
$0foreverUSD
✓Squats, jacks, seated — camera counts
✓Overlay never steals focus
✓Streaks and the Sunday card
PRO
$39onceUSD
✓One miss a month — the streak comes back
✓He says it out loud when it happens
✓Does not expire. No monthly tax.
SQUAD
$0nowUSD
✓Private boards in the app
✓See who skipped Tuesday
✓Free while we build the rest
$39 once is the SKU. Not a year. Not $5 a month. The till is Stripe Checkout on /pro — add STRIPE_PRICE_ONCE and it charges. Nothing you already have moves behind Pro.
Questions
Does he see my code?
Never. A tool name and a timestamp. Nothing else leaves your machine.
What stops me cheating?
The camera, on this machine. Frames are scored and thrown away. There is no +1. If it cannot see you, it does not count.
Which agents?
Claude Code, Cursor, and Codex — wired automatically. T3 Code uses whichever of those you run.
What is Pro?
One miss a month. $39 once. The streak comes back. Not a subscription. Free stays free — the camera, the overlay, the league, the squad.
What ships today?
macOS and Windows. Squats, jumping jacks, chair stands. The camera is the counter. Stretch remaps to chair stands; there is no honour-system leftover.